Khai

Salam,

Bagi yang nak masuk universiti buat kali pertama tu, aku ucapkan tahniah lagi - lagi yang dapat lari dari matriks. Memang congratz habisla.

Aku pula? Lagi dekat hari nak masuk uni ni, lagi tambah beban kat otak aku.. jujur dikatakan, aku tak excited sangat nak pulang semula kepada kehidupan seorang mahasiswa UiTM Shah Alam.. aku dah mula selalu bangun lewat, aku risau gak nanti terbawa-bawa pergi Uni. Tapi kenala berubah sampai sana nanti...

Bak kata Syazana, orang KL balik rumah tiap - tiap minggu, so aku nih terasa gak la XD. So, this semester, aku ingat nak buat resolve untuk tak selalu sangat balik rumah :)

Aku pikir nak beli handphone baru.. tapi handphone lama aku ni jadi apa nanti??

Aku..aku..aku...konpius

assalamualaikum!

yay.. aku td baca blog nih, smgt gila nk tulis da.. tp somehow meeting fat joe kat ym buat mood aku kureng sket !! ahh.. sgt xadil..dia byk glkkn aku n die buat prgrm yg smaa ngan aku tu kat kl je! cehh...

n,ntuk pngtahuan korang yg da ramai gk yg sedia mklum yg aku dpt prgrm intensif ke timur tengah under mara,for medic.n for 3 months aku kene g kolej shahputra,kuantan ntuk prgrm tu (i think blaja bahse la) my billions billions of terimakasih yg x terhingga kpd family sume mmber2 aku especially korang yg byk spaot aku slama ni :p. n xlupa gk kat cni aku nk mention nama MUS'AB ngan exrumet aku SYAZA yg ade on9 ym time aku kalut nk interview tu.thnx ;)

aku etceli kinda takut+cuak.. n berdebar2 gk nk g.. n sedeh pn ade gk.

takut+cuak = sbb aku xtaw prgrm ni cane, ade test ke ntuk arab tu sbb aku xpnh ade basic arab!n aku takut kene kick.. aku nk g mana! da la da benti mtrx..haizz..

sedeh = sedih kalau aku dpt, aku terpaksa mlgkh pergi jauh dr family.. 6taun.. balik nnt da tua bngka.. cuti pn xtaw leh balik ke x.. xmasuk time raya nnt lak ke.. peh..sayu

but at the same time aku syukur sgt2 slhamdulillah sbb dpt pluang ni. aku igt aku da stranded kat mtrx tu n future aku masih kabur2 lagi..

[lecture aku ckp,student die mtrx las year, result 3.7 n above ade yg kene lelong xdpt kos yg dorang mntak, n dorang dpt sains komputer kat ums je...so blaja kat mtrx mmg byk gk brgntung kat luck n hard effort]

-irna-

alop!

ho ho! gw kmbali!

dh masuk seminggu klas start. n stakat ni bleh tahan 'pnat'.. (kat sini byk giler tangga! pi mn2 klu x jumpa tangga ke, bukit ke, mmg x sah!) for this semester, gw ada 2 core subject, math1 n bio1, n lg 2 tu eng n arab ler.. overall smua lecturer ok. n slh satu teacher gw non-muslim, an indian, female.. bleh tahan ler.. masa 1st class dia, dh kna ckp kat dpn sesorg.. pergh giler cuak.. grammar n pronounciation smua lari tunggang langgang.. (6bulan dok rmh.. ckp melayu n indon jer.. mn x nyer..)

pergh.. masuk u ni bru gw sedar betapa pntingnyer utk kte bjimat-cermat.. buku2 kat sini dah ler mahal (bio:90 math:70 sumthin arb:50 n english:each30 sumthin'; ada 4 so.. pndai2 ler bilang) tp nasib baik semlm jmpa gak buku 2nd hand, dptlah 2 buku ni, hrga asal 60 sumtin n gw dpt 30only.. alhamdulillah.. cafe kat blok gw pun, cekik darah giler.. (smlm masuk 2minggu gw x mkn ikan n aym.. mkn sayur jer.. n shari sklai mkn.. pergh sedih giler.. biler elaun nk msuk nih!) tp mnurut citer org, cafe kat ukc (blok brothers) murah. n smlm wt ist timenyer dpt gak mkn ikan (wlpun sardin jer).. bleh tahan ler..

... pe yerk lg ...

life kat sini, ok2 je cm sekolah biasa, tp klu x up-2-date, mmg ketinggaln giler la.. rsult, group num, jadual n note smua kna cari sindri, x ler cm dlu2.. lg.. setiap hujung minggu gw kna tido ssorg sbb rumate balik, tu lah nasib 1 bilik ngn org kl tp yg bestnyer stok biskut, roti n milo x prnh kering.. keh3. terisilah gak prut bila mlm2 lpar..

pstu pe yerk lg.. haih.. kering lh otak nk tulis per.. yg pnting, apa yg gw rasa skrg, gw rindu banget sama kmu smua! (btul ni, x tipu.. keh3) lg2, eza(jgn lupa lwat org kat cni bila dh dok uitm!), fara(lma x dgr citer..) shin, iz, irna, aina, illa(lgsung x dgr citer), ct, khai, dila, shira.. hu.. rndunyer kat korg..

korg pun x lama lg dh start blaja balik.. so gw dgn bsar hatinyer mengucapkn SLAMAT MAJU JAYA! n CHIAYO2!.. nti dh blaja dh dpt kwn baru, jgn lah lupa klasmate2 kat cni.. n jgn luper kasi tau life korg tau..

mmm.. pe yerk lg.. k ah, salam.. daa~

ps: asal mcm pndek giler gw type kali nih.. ???

eza: aku gune Grab Pro klu nk dwnld kt youtube,imeem,etc..broadband celcom yg aku pki ni lmbb drp streamyx,so klu nk dwnld aku mesti ade accelerator skali..

helmi: aku hrp kau punye "mission" yg lg bahaye drp mission SWAT team tu brjaye.gud luck lah..klu x brjaye aku letak bende yg aku tnjk kat ym aritu kat flydamnit..biar pdn muka kau..haha..jk..^.^

ni mgkn last word aku sblm aku pegi uniten..gud luck kat korg sume..calling2 la ye..sape2 yg nk blanje aku jln2 kat kl pn call la aku ye..haha..

ok lah,aku nk kemas beg nih.satu ape pn blm siap..petang kang dh nk brtolak...

gud luck korg.take care.bye2..~~

- - zaki - -

5hours till penang..

ahaha..skng pkol 3pgi..spain tgh lwn russia..ak skong spain..haha..lgi 5 jom sblom ak p penang..

so maybe nie last post ak utk beberape lame..hehe..kat sane ssh sikit kot nak on9..ak pon actually cam xde prsaan pon nak p..n actually..haha brng2 ak x pack lg..kasut ak xkutip lg..baju x siap lg..document x compile lg..lg x hbs dowload lg kat mp3,spain tgh lawan plak..haish..camner la esok..maybe ak xtdo mlm nie..haha..lupe beli stationary lg td..buku2 nak tulis still xde..hehe..oww yeah beg galas ak lak still bwh katil berhabuk2 lagi..td ingt nak jemur..tp ak bngun tghari..so dah terlupe lngsung..

heh..td ak jumpe kwn2 lame ak..n kebetulan mase kat masjid td..ade jumpe kwn lame yg dah bru kuar U..skng dye bwat intership lawyer dgn firm mne ntah..haha sedap gak arr dgr cite2 dyeorng nie..satu kwn ak nie dah jd lawyer,sorng engineer petronas,sorng dah jd air force pilot dgn squadron mne ntah,sorng lg jd com graphic designer..haha kebetulan ak masuk U then dyeorng sume baru hbs degree..hoho mase ak bru msuk skola menengah dyeorng baru hbs spm...tp x taw camner ktorng cam leh geng although umur jauh beze..n yes kadang2 ak kene bully..ahaha..

sowry arr ak bajet nak tulis bnyak lagi but brng2 x siap lg..toiletries sume still dlm toilet..hehe..adoi ape nak jd arr..b4 ak blah..nak ckp luck gak kat dak2 yg nak p msuk u nie ezza zaki irna izey..haha izey ak tggu ka kat penang..irna nnt ak try blk ktn pastu ak bwk ka dtg umah ak(gile ke)..haha..klu ka nak family angkat,parents ak ade..ahaha

so till then..bye2..free2 msg arr ak..

viva espana...................................

Women - As Explained By Engineers

0ne more day before sending off

owwhahaha..okie ak xtaw la sal tp mlm nie ak agak mereng..ak xleh tdo sbb bpk ak suro kejut de tgk..dye nak tgk Germany lwn Turkiye mlm nie.ak suke turkiye tp ak rase mlm nie dyeorng kalah..tp ak berharap dye menang..haiyzz..

td ak agak kebosnan so ak pg arr la bace blog2 orng..then ak bace post2 blog nie yg dr awal penubuhan blog nie..ahaha..well to tell ya da truth..ak agak bersykur gak arr kite ade blog nie..haha unique sikit x mcm blog orng laen.

then ak prsaan la..awal2 dlu adam cam bnyak gak arr post..tp skng da xde..heh..dont belive my self dat ill gona say this..haha but i somehow miss that guy..ahahahaha..dont get me wrong im not gay okie..n adam bukanye orng yg ak miss mase dlm mimpi tu ahhaha n exspecially not that girl..haha,how i hope pmpn dlm mimpi tu juliana evans ke,maya karin ke or blair dlm cite gossipgirl,damn shes hot..

heh

mlm sabtu lepas..kakak ak blk bawak blk dye balik umah..ahaha bwk datg jumpe parents sume..then mamat tu plk ddk kat bermlm kat satu hotel nie..tp ntah camner kakak ak nie terpikir idea suroa k tdo dgn mamat tu..mule2 ak xnak la sbb ak xtawape nakckp dgn dye nnt..then kakak ak bwk ak masuk bilik n telah memeras ugut ak dgn care yg agak tidak diplomatik..heh then dye telah merasuah ak dgn chicken chop n fish n ships mlm tu utk tdo dgn balak dye..ak lak yg nak kene tdo dgn balak dye..hehe.korng jgn pikir laen..

ok la then nak pakse rela ak pon pg la hotel tu..sblom pg otel tu ak da ade gak lalist down topik ape nak borak2 dgn mamat tu..but then again ak telah hbs kan sume topik yg sepatutnye ak ckp dgn dye kat otel tu dlm kete,padahal perjalanan nak pg otel tu dgn umah ak x sampai 10min pon..hesh..so sampai sane mmg bosan gile arr..mcm dull gile xde pape nak ckp..pdahal ak dah kenal mamat nie dah lame gile dr ak f1 lg..then korng taw x dye tdor berdengkur..ahahaha gile kejam ak dah mengaibkan orng..sory abng amat..

so esok nye ak hang out dgn dye..mak ak xkasi dye dtg umah ak mlm sbb xnak mengundang spekulasi..haha sbb nye umah ak nie slalu orng dtg..kire da mcm jd RnR family ak..mule agak cam ckp ntah bnde2 dgn mamat tu..then tetibe jd rancak gile..dye bgtau la dye dlu pas kat mrsm jasin dye blaja kat INTEC MARA ..foundation over-c..heh tp mase tu tahun 1997-1998 mase ekonomi negare tgh merudum..so dye xleh nak fly sbbnye krajaan xde duet..yhen dye just sambung bwat electronic eng je kat sini..pastu keje dgn kilng motarola..then lepas economy negare kira da agak stable..dye apply nak sambung blaja dgn yayasan negri sarawak..kire dye nie agaklucky jgk la jd dak sarawak..sbbnye time tu bdak sarawak xde la bnyak yg pandai2 n mamat nie senrnye siap ade C lg time spm..tp still leh p INTEc..then dye masuk sunway college bwat dgree petroleum eng then sambung blaja kat melbourne..umur dye hbs blaja kire da agak tue dlm 28 taun gitu..haha skng dye da 30 taun kot..tp muke dye agak cam awek mude gak la..dlu SHE kate dye ensem mase SHe nampak kat skola..hehe..but then again mamat nie agak lucky sbb kuar2 blaja je dye dpt offer d syarikat cari gali minyak terbesar dunie..tp keje sekse la..umah pon xde..tdo dlm kontena je..ahaha

ntah camner leh bnyk ckp lak dgn mamat tu..ak x suke sgt ckp dgn dye sbb care dye ckp mcm orng yg sgt educated..haha ..then dye ade gak la kasi tips psal engineering la ape la..but dye kate time2 mcm skng la engineer bnyak mengangur sbb bnyak projek kene bekukan sbb krajaan xde dana..haiyzz..

hilmy

z,ko kte vid dr you tube x bley d/load ek?
tu kn yg ko mksudkn?
aq tau satu cre.

1st, ko d/load realplayer
2nd, ko pg kt video yg ko nk tu..
3rd, ko lalukn cursor ko kt vid tu.
then, t die kuar 'download this video'
4th, ko tkn mnde tu.
then..ko tunggu.....
bnde ni apply kt sume video and audio yg ko jmpe...
bkn kt youtube je..


eza

PISS OFF

well today i was rilly piss off..coz u guys wanna know why..Bcoz i just saw my dream car been drove by someone else,not only dat,he just drove it right in front of my house..yeah just infront of my house..i know what u guys think..how disrespect that guy was kan kan kan..ahaha..how dare he drove my dream maserati car..well in my previos post i dream of a KOENEGSEGG,but that car was the car in my dream and not my dream car.by da way its use to much fuel..with the oil price choking me to death and the global warming etc2.i think that monster was just overated..unless it come with NGV haha..well this is the real deal,a car that i think im capable of owning one..its not a huuhaa car wat so ever..and it maybe not the best looking car u had seen and maybe not the best car ever made and ill bet most of u havent even heard of the word maserati aite..ahaha..


but what makes me more sick and tired of beaing sick and tired was..my so called state ruler..u know who it is..just bought a new bently(rm3.5mil)..yes a F*#k bently like the one sultan mizan ride..not only that ,way back his home in london he just bought a lamborghini gallardo(rm4mil) if im not mistaken earlier this year..during my childhood days,i once had a picture in his garage in a palace were he use to keep his cars..one of them a lamborghini diabllo(rm 2.5mil)..and and,the garage was fully air-cond..wtf man..lets think just how the bloody hell he had thats lots of money..from illegal logging,thats one..from gamblimg,dats two,from bribe??? not only that his rightfull heir drove a Merc SLR(3.7mil),BMW X5(rm1/2mil)..i mean im just mention a few from how many only God know how much their fortune were..

what i wanna said is..during this time of economy crisis that our country been trough..howcome those such people still living in such luxury while the rakyat have to bare all the agony..where the justice in that..all they done is make a fake promise or should i say vow in the media..take for instane,few days back,in the news paper the stated that all the minister kindly cut off 10% of their salary to give back to the rakyat which was about rm 2billion..wait a minute 2 BILLION..wtf,if 10% is 2 BILLION bucks..can u tell me how much are all the minister salary if it were 100%..yup u do the maths,F*#king 20BILLION a months.i mean what the hell 20BILLION a months..came on la brape bnyak sgt la menteri yg ade kat malysia nie..if 20BILLION a months..it was like every months we could build 40 klcc..
tell u what..before tanah melayu reach its independent.we were way more develop than south korea..but now,look its the other way around..who to blame? democracy,bureacracy

well i guess ill stop here..if im keep on any further maybe ill be captivated by the ISA or something..ahaha..initially i was just wanna tell about the meserati thingy..but i guess ive been get a lil bit carried away..or i have suddenly intrested in politics or should i say the corrupcy in todays politics..

cheers

Aku jumpe satu website anime+drama+video clip.Website ni lebih kurang mcm youtube jgk,cume lg baik drp youtube sbb you tube x blh nk "leech".N website ni aku rase lg baik drp mysoju sbb byk video kat mysoju x blh play (yg gune veoh tv).

Ok,link website tu:

www.crunchyroll.com

Ok,nk tgk the art of devil (long khong).~~

- - zaki - -

Aku dh bosan..

Aku tgh bosan.Dh seminggu aku x kuar rumah sbb waktu siang org dtg repair rumah aku so aku kene observe ape diorg buat.Mlm aku mmg x kuar..Sabtu 28/6 ni aku msk uniten tp satu brg pn blm beli..Biarla.

Ok,andai kate ade restoran mcm ni kt m'sia,korg nk x pegi mkn kt sini?:

credit goes to isuhangat.blogspot.com

Ok ah,nk kene tengok org repair rumah aku.Kang ade yg buat cincai2 x psl2 aku kene marah ngan mak aku.

- - zaki - -

Khai

Anyone eat yogurt??
Yogurt is full of good bacteria; everybody knows that coz its been repeatedly aired as advertisements on TV.

Though, these bacteria can be cultivated to create homemade yogurt using a seed, which is, another yogurt. I dunno how its done, it has something to do with putting milk in hot water in a Styrofoam box and bla..bla..bla.. and you have yogurt.

Since the seed used is from another yogurt, my parents have been using vitagen , yakult and all those brandy-brandy yogurt at the local stores.

Yakult, despite having 10 billion bacteria and all those flashy stuff on TV, has FAILED (epic fail!!) to be cultivated (not once, but many times). Nutrigen (or was it vitagen ) was highly successful and nowadays, I can eating yogurt at my own whim.

Maybe the the yakult liquid thingy only contains some favoured water XD + sugar, or maybe the bacteria in there is just too dilute. Or maybe, we got low quality of yakult at the store :/
Or maybe its some super duper bacteria which has been programed into its microscopic brain to not be able to duplicate at all by people like me. Well, thats what i think. Its not officially proven though.


Speaking of bacteria, it reminds me of MUSHIs! Some of em are nice to see..
Most of em.. aren't
:O. An eyeballl!!!
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Cheers~~

BIZZARE DREAMS

hello its been ages since i last wrote in this blog..saje je ak nak tulis sementare nak tggu turkey lwn czeh mlm nie..ak suke turkey sbb name captain dye cam cool EMRE BOLOGZOLOU..cool aite tp senrnye ak skong spain..well back to da topic..

actually i wanna share my dream last nite,maybe some of u will feeling like wanna puke trough the middle of the story..but what da heck..its my dream my rules i can do what ever i want..it is a free country..ok its goes like this

yesterday..i was missing someone so badly..so..........

dream:

i was in a car showroom.there was this one car,a convertable,two seaters,with a traction control,a chrome sets of wheels,got 7-speed transmission,n u have to install a rear wing to keep the rear tyre have a grip during turning.then i take a seat in the cockpit,looking in the engines,n its symbol,it was a KOENIGSEGG . A Swedish customade car,the one and only car that came close to beat the BUGGATI VYRON(kete plng laju dlm dunia). suddenly a familiar face the one i was missing so badly today came to the car with a pervent look.i was astonished.then i went towards her and to may dismay,she suddenly hold my right hand n donwanna let it go.i was speechless.i can fell her warmth hand(in my sleep) then she smiled to me and with my both hands i hold her tightly.my heart just beep on faster and faster.(adakah hilmy telah jatuh kat sorng pmpn nie wawa) then i asked her wether she liked the car? boy,surely she did.

then i told her "tggu skejap i ckp dgn dealer" ak pon lepas la satu tgn,then she said ''xkan nak pg jumpe dealer pon nak kene lepaskan tgn(part yg korng rase nak muntah kan kan kan)...then i smiled back n hold her tightly.

jumpe dealer."tokay bape harge kete nie"(nie pon orng cine gak yg jd tokay besar,huhu)

tokay:''its six hundreds and fifty thousand.....(a stop)....pound (wtf.in uk currency.tp ni kan kat malaysia) shit tol

aku :''let me call the bank 1st''

dlm credit card ak mmg ade ckup2 makan je(shitman)

then the girl, kite name kan dye A je arr..she looks at me with her puupy eyes.ak pon cair arr.bile arr kete tu utk dye

aku:"ill take the car"

then A and me walks into a lobby.suddennly all the 516 siblings ade dlm hotel tu (asal ade korng lak dlm mimpi ak nie.siot je.muke yg ak prsaan aiman,bajang,khai,illa,siti) pastu korng sume ckp congrtz kat ktorng.congrts utk pe ak x taw.

afta that, we went to a balcony sitting on a couch while looking at sunset at the swiss alps.she fall asleep while her head laps on my sholder.i was over the moon.

then ak terfikir "Oh GOD all of this is to good to be true"

ak pon fikir nie sume msty mimpi.then i scratch my face and punch my self.

ak terjage "kan betul mimpi,titebe si A tu dtg balik depan ak slowly with her smile".

mase dye da nak sampai dah katak then ak rase ade orng haogah2 badan ak,rupe2nye mak ak kejut soh pg beli roti canai...hahah..kacu daun tol

the girl and the car was just in my dream dreams.what a waste hahha

p/s: latar mase = in my late 20

hbungan dgn A= maybe ktorng da bertunang sbb ade cincin

bapak arr mmg rase real gile arr mase mimpi nie.n maybe mimpi plng best ..haha..fairytale story aite...haha

nie arr kete tu..tp dlm mimpi tu warne puteh..haha ak dgn pmpn tu mmg high taste la

650 grant..where to find tats lot of money

so siang pas bgn tido tu..mmg asik terpikir psal pmpn tu..ak cam da naek gile pikir psal dye..nie yg bwatkan ak rase lg nak jd orng kaye nie..hahaha

sape nak jd awek ak..wawawa

HILMY~~~~~~~~~cheers

Khai

Petang tadi, aku try bawak kete savvy round round ngan bapak aku, sebab nak belatih, especially parking sengal tu. So, lepas dah drive on the road, aku bawak ah gi kawasan pasar malam yang lapang dan takde orang langsung and buat parking guna 'imaginary tiang', ngan 3-pointer skali.

Then, aku nampak ah asap hitam banyak gile berkepul-kepul. Sebab rumah aku ni kat kawasan kampung, open burning ni bende biasa, so, aku buat kagum ah, "Wah, diorang bakar apa eh hitam camtu? Aku bakar rumput pun tak hitam camtu, putih je."

Lepas dah main main ngan 'imaginary tiang' cam 6-7 kali, ade la beberapa bijik kete datang.. so, aku ingat diorang nak set up pasar malam (sbb diorg bawak anak bini skali), aku pun just buat taktau je la. Tapi semua orang cam ulang alik kat asap tu je. Then, lepas beberapa saat, dekat 5-6 kete datang. So, mmg something is up la XD. Pastu ade ustaz tu sapa ayah aku, and dia kata ade rumah terbakar. Patutla asap hitam gile.

Tempat tu dahla kawasan kampung, jalan kecik, semua orang berlatih side parking tetiba ngan aku. Lepas dah ramai sgt tu, bapak aku ah kena drive. Ramai gile orang just tetiba nampak asap tu, gi bawak kat tempat lapang tu, parking and kuar kete ngan anak2 skali menikmati permandangan asap hitam [Kalau bukan sebab dia bakar rumah orang, aku nak komen yang asap hitam tu cantik :D.Rugi takde handphone kamera]. Time tu la, semua bawak keta ngan motor cam sengal sengal, lagi lagi motor kalau pompuan bawak, 3 orang skali atas motor tu, melelong-lelong. Aisey...

Lepas aku dah balik rumah, baru kedengaran bunyi bomba [ atau ambulans, entah <-- cannot differentiate]. Time tu asap dah mati dah.

In the end, aku tak nampak pon rumah yang terbakar tu. Ramai gile orang busy body ngan makcik pakai baju kelawar, ngan budak pakai singlet la; nak masuk berita kot. :D Kalau ade gambar kete savvy dalam berita pasal rumah terbakar kat Sg Ramal, keta aku la kot XD, but thats unlikely to happen.

AWAS! TEKTIK BARU PENYELUK SAKU!!!

Semoga semakin ramai orang menyedari cerita ini. Saya baru sahaja terdengar beberapa hari lalu satu jenis jenayah yang dicipta. Kisahnya adalah seperti ini:-

Seseorang akan meletakkan fon bimbitnya dalam saku anda, dan ada kalanya dompetnya yang lengkap mengandungi kad pengenalan beliau.

Beberapa minit kemudian si pemilik barangan ini akan mendekati anda dan menuduh anda sebagai seorang pencuri. Dia buat hingar bangar bahawa anda sudah mencuri barangannya .

Kerana terkejut anda ditarik kesisi untuk diugut membayar pampasan dengan ugutan dan paksaan seandaianya anda tidak membayarnya polis akan dipanggil. Kalau anda membayar saguhati si pemilik tadi melepaskan anda. Yang peliknya ada sahaja orang yang sanggup menjadi saksi bahawa anda adalah seorang pencuri. Saya diberitahu perkara begini kerap terjadi di KLIA dan juga di stesen keretapi ataupun LRT.

Saya difahamkan ada beberapa orang yang sedang meringkuk dalam lokap kerana perkara ini menunggukan perbicaraan. Di KLIA si pemilik fon bimbit dan dompet mencampakkan ke dalam troli yang sedang ditolak oleh penumpang yang baru tiba. Kemudian bermulalah dramanya. Si pengugut berjaya meyakinkan polis untuk menahan si mangsa (apabila si mangsa enggan membayar pampasan).

Ini adalah satu perkara serius kerana merupakan peras ugut di siang hari. Memang ada penjenayah yang sanggup buat kerja ini dan menyusahkan anda dengan melibatkan polis. Si penyangak dapat kembali fon bimbit dan dompetnya. Tetapi si mangsa mungkin dimasukkan dalam lokap untuk didakwa di mahkamah.

Berhati-hatilah kerana anda mungkin dituduh sebagai pencuri kerana tidak mampu membuktikan yang anda tidak bersalah.

credit goes to Pis@jiwang

-- zaki - -

What To Do If You're Stopped by Malaysian Police

Procedures to follow in the event you are stopped by uniformed police Officers while driving:

1. Stop the car and wind down your window.
2. If the police officers ask for your documents, request to see their
IDs first.
3. If you are satisfied about their identity, ask them if you are being
summoned, and for what offence.
4. Produce your identity card and driver's license and wait to collect
your summon ticket.

In the event that the police officers ask you to follow them to the police station:

1. Ask if you are under arrest and for what offence.
2. If you are not under arrest, you have the right to leave.

In the event you are flagged down by persons you believe could be plain clothes police:

1. Do not stop because plain clothes police officers do not have the
authority to stop you.
2. Drive to the nearest police station and lodge a report. (The same
procedure applies to pedestrians)

In the event the police come to your house:

1. Do not let them in before checking their IDs.
2. If you are not satisfied, phone the nearest police station and
confirm if they had been sent to your house.
3. You are under no obligation to allow them into the house if they
don't have a search warrant.
4. Do not go with them if you are not under arrest.

In the event persons who claimed to be plain clothes police come to your house:

1. Do not let him in because they do not have the authority to do so.
2. Lodge a report at the nearest police station.

credit goes to boking7@jiwang

- - zaki - -

d/load vid dr youtube

komputer aku da lembab cm sipot sakit prot..
ni sume dsbbkn oleh aku mndownload video youtube
gile byk.skali aku on9,aku bkk youtube,then aku
maen tkn je p'kataan down load tuh..
sjk aku tau cmne nk d/load dr youtube r.
ni da msuk ari ke-3.aku da ade 207 files dlm 5 folders yg b'lainan..
arghh..gile2.
mmpos aku klo kantoi ngn mak aku.
tp xper la...slagi aku msih b'sng-lng b4 msuk uitm...

cubaan p'tama aq

IRNA IRNA IRNA!!

ahahhaa..

khai aku selmat je kat matrix ni..

slalu gk tgk2 blog ni, smoga korang slalu lah mengupdatekn nye okeh..

perkembangan terbaru.. aku pn xtaw nk ckp ape..

but last week aku dgn rush giler2 nye dpt kol from mara, hari kamis ptg..
katanya ade intebiu medic oversea pd keesokn harinya pd pkol 9 pg -.-"

dgn sengalnye aku pn tpksa amek kebenaran khas balik umah menaiki bas (aku ssh pyh gk la dlm pjlnn yg xdk duet tu siap utang2 org) pd hari tu gk.. dipendekkn citer aku smpai umah pkol 4pagi =.="

kemudian aku online, dan terserempak ngan syaza (exrumet) n musab yg kbtln on9.. aku pn mintkla tips.. n alhamdulillah dorang ni byk mmbntu dlm aku kesuntukn masa T.T <-- terharu

lepas subuh je aku da kene besiap nk g bngunn mara tu.. (aku x tdo) n smpai sana je aku da tensyen sbb ngantuk gile,xtdo lgsg n sakit pala lg.. makan pn xlalu..

kat sana aku jumpe dak mktab.. borak2 gk ah.. tp alngkah mlgnya aku xigt pn nama dorang =.=" (laki)

n da la aku tesalah g masuk tmpat engeneering..


(smbg nnt)

blated bday jiji

안녕하세요

안녕하세요.
--meaning,hello
currently,aq ngh blaja bhase korea..
achievement aq stakat ni,aq da bley bace tulisan hangul die.
hak3..
tu je aq nk ckp..

고맙습니다

안녕히 가세요.

eza.lp

...

Well, I'll be damned.
This driving license thingy is really getting on my nerves.
God, help me.
I just failed side parking. And i never did a mistake when i was training.
Okay, try again next week. Thats another RM200 ++ thats gonna be spent.

=khai

8.35 a.m.Tuesday,June 10,2008

Dh lame gak x tulis pjg2..Nk tulis gak la wlpn stakat merapu2..

Hujung bln ni aku masuk uniten course engineering..Then after grad aku keje la sbg engineer tp x tau la kt mane..

Psl pilot tu,aku dh mati2 xplain kat parents aku tp mmg diorg pn mati2 x bg aku jd gak..Kdg2 tu kitorg smpi bergaduh cume x bertumbuk je..Haha,jk..

Huh,sedih+frust gak aku rase..Tp klu aku berkeras jgk pn,x kan kemana pn aku ni klu xde restu diorg..Aku ikut je la ckp diorg..Lgpn,engineering ni pn not bad jgk..Tp aku still nk buat private license bile dh keje nanti..Flying as a hobby..

Ok,tukar topik.Bende yg buat aku bengang psl sstgh user kat frenster.Aku dpt testi ni td:




Org lain pn ade gak rmi org view profile x bg testi pn tp rilek je.Aku tgk profile die,byk testi bf die je..Kesian2..Agknye psl tu die nk sgt aku bg testi..

Psl minyak lak.Ni ape yg aku dgr drp jiran aku yg keje kat singapore.

Kat singapore,diorg xde subsidi minyak.Harga minyak kat sane SGD2.10/litre.Tp,yg bagusnye kat sane,bile isik minyak,petrol kiosk akan bg diskaun utk minyak tu.Ikut sukati petrol kiosk tu la nk bg diskaun brp percent..

Cthnye cmni.Aku isik minyak 10 litre n aku kene byr 21 dolar.Nanti petrol kiosk akan bg diskaun cthnye 10%.So aku kene byr dkt 18 dolar lebih je.

Nmpk mcm sikit je diskaun die bg.Tp nk tunjuk kat sini.S'pore yg xde subsidi n bkn negara pengeluar minyak pn xde krisis minyak.Siap blh bg diskaun tu.

Ok ah,cukup la tu.Kpd syazana n sape2 yg dftr kat uia arini dgn besok,gud luck n bye2.Korg sume pn gud luck la ye.


- - zaki - -

for the lulz

How annoying japanese language can be.
If you can watch it till the end, you guys have my praise.

~Khai = Bored.

Khai

Wahai orang yang masuk matrix...

Best tak hidup kat matrix??

Bostwickenator :Redbull or redbull concentrate?
cornholing :normal redbull.... ive never heard of red bull concentrate??
anjules :we have that here?
Bostwickenator :Yes we do
anjules :what colour is it?
Bostwickenator :I'm not going to lie its pretty near the colour of urine
anjules :I meant the bottle!!


JohnJensen :Hey everyone I'm homo!
JohnJensen :Err home*


Carbon-A :You... you can die from too much water?!
anjules :it's called drowning
DJStrife :lawl
Carbon-A :Ohhh...


coutrney176 :im a gay O_o
coutrney176 :*guy
coutrney176 :GUY!
coutrney176 :****!!!


phathryyn :man i gotta go shit in a church!
phathryyn :SIT
phathryyn :SIT*

from dA .. Cheers~
Stay healthy!

Minyak x naik?

ape citer skrg?

- - zaki - -

manz- Minyak oh minyak

hahaha... ak rasa sume da taw pasal benda ni.. ak bukan nak citer pasal orang minyak ker, nasi minyak ker tapi nak citer pasal harga minyak.

fuhhh... 4 the first time satu jam lebih ak dgn family ak kena tunggu utk isi minyak kat petro pam.bapak ramai orang sbb start pukul 12 dah tukar harga baru utk seliter minyak.dulu seliter 1.90 sekarang 2.70..bapak banyak dia naek.

malam tu sumer petro pam sesak dgn kenderaan siap bawa botol2 kosong lagi..4 information klu dulu dgn harga rm50 kite leh isi 26 liter minyak skang rm 70 baru dapat 26 liter. bapak aku isi rm100 tu pun tak full tank...tu baru 37 liter

Bas Sekolah India..~~ :)

- - zaki - -

Your Hidden Personality~

1. What kind of chair do you prefer?
a. Cloth covered
b. Leather covered
c. Wood
d. Cushioned
e. One with a built-in massager


2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do?
a. Stay home and take it easy
b. Go shopping
c. Do some sports
d. Go out for a walk
e. Stay in bed and catch up on my sleep


3. A box is lying in the road. What is inside?
a. An abandoned kitten
b. Garbage
c. Treasure
d. A surprise!
e. Nothing


4. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend?
a. A handkerchief (Because your friend will be happy, no matter
how many handkerchiefs he/she has already)
b. Something you like
c. Something your friend has been wanting
d. Something popular (the " latest thing")
e. Something hand-made or homemade


5. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?
a. Swim across
b. Build a raft
c. Search for a bridge
d. Search for a shallow spot to wade across
e. Wait until the river dries up



The Analysis~

1. What kind of chair do you prefer?

Hidden meaning : You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend ) to:

a. Be together with you always, no matter when or where
b. Be more open with you about himself/herself
c. Take more care of his/her dress and manner
d. Be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed
e. Do more for you


The message behind the question:

If you choose to sit on certain chair, you are not suspicious of it or distrust it. This is similar to the psychology present in our relationships with the people we like. In other words, the qualities we look for in a chair are similar to the qualities that we look for in a partner.



2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do ?

Hidden meaning: With respect to money:

a. You spend as little as possible.
b. You spend whatever you have.
c. You save for rainy day.
d. You spend carefully. Pennies saved turn into dollars.
e. You are probably a bit stingy.

The message behind the question:

Sunday is a day you are free to use however you want. Having freedom to do whatever you want is like having money to spend however you want. Becoming good at managing your finances is an important step towards independence. What do you think of your money spending habits? A penny for your thoughts...



3. A box lying in the road. What is inside?

Hidden meaning : You think good luck ....

a. Depends on maintaining good relationships with others.
b. Is something you won't attain. You expect only bad luck.
c. Will definitely be yours, someday....
d. Might come your way.
e. Doesn't exist. Reality is built on practicalities.

The message behind the question:

People often attribute unexpected events to good luck or bad luck. When something goes well; it's good luck; when things turn sour, it's bad luck. Your answer reveals what kind of luck (what's inside the box) you think you will have in an unexpected circumstance (the box on the road)



4. What kind of present would you buy for a very closed friend ?

a. You are not able to relate clearly to others. You tend to become lost in clouds of confusion when attempting a task.
b. You are the type of person who assumes that the world revolves around yourself.
c. You tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
d. You care more about world trends and fashions in general than you do about your own, or other people's needs.
e. You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.

The message behind the question:

By stating what kind of gift you would give to a good friend, you are actually revealing how you relate to others. However, it doesn't really matter so much what you give someone - it's the thought the counts. If you care enough to give something, your friend will get the message. The dual acts of giving and receiving are, together, one of the finest pleasures and one of the best forms of communication - that friends share..



5. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?

Hidden meaning : When it comes to finding a romantic partner you:

a. Will search and search until you find your perfect match.
b. Create opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like.
c. Don't have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to say 'Yes' if you ask him/her out.
d. Base your search on information from your friends.
e. Are not too worried about finding someone right away.

The message behind the question :

Your answer to this question reveals the way you tend to search for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Crossing a river is a psychological equivalent of getting out and finding that special someone. In any case, if you don't make an effort to meet people, there's no way any relationships is going to start at all. So, get to it!

^0^~

KHAI

I have just read what was called "the worst fanfic ever".
At first, I more or less laugh at what she was writing and how she explained what she is :gothic and punk. And she hates to be alive. I wonder.

But after a few pages I got relly irritated to read her unreadable writing. Maybe she just purposely write like that, i dont know. and she really likes the letter 'z'.

For the whole night, I can't get the word goffik/goofik/gofick/gottick or whatever in her mind she uses to spell gothic.

Extract: a lot of ppl have been dissin; me, Tata Gilesbie on da Stop Ashley Simpson petition coz dey don'y believe dat I'm gothik but I lizzen 2 Evenesense, Good Chralotte, Blink-821, gren day and Arvil Levinge. Plus I shop at Hot topik and i wer lotz of blak plus my ex is a punk and one of my frenz has 3 earrinz.

Ya know, listening to EVENESENSE, Good CHRALOTTE, ARVIL LEVINGE and GREN day doesnt make you gothic (;_;). And you know what? Nearly all my friend who are ladies wear earrings on both ears...

Extract from fanfic: I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.
- this was edited by her friends to make it AT LEAST readable to someone like me.

(Best part is when she apparently gets shot with a knife.
Okay, unless someone put that knife in a nail gun or used a form of archery...that's *facepalm*)- Deviantartist comments [because I discovered it there]

I warn you people out there~! DO NOT READ A FANFIC CALLED MY IMMORTAL! Khai's brain has already got infested with unreadable words! ITS CONTAGIOUS!!!

Hopefully, she improves if she wants to be a world reknown writer. But right now, shes becoming the laughingstock for literature artists.