from Khai

Anyhow, this sprang from the realization that in Japanese "Peter Pan" (ピーターパン) and "Pita Bread" (ピタパン) are both pronounced similarly. Hence in my pun lust I dove into the idea.

Alright, ready your vomit buckets 'cause there's a whole slew of "clever" names coming up:

So Pita Pan is a boy made of pita who lives in Kneaderland where he never grows stale. With the help of some fiery dust from Tinder Bell, he can fry through the skies. His regular activities include leading his gang of Dough Boys against the nefarious Captain Cook (complete with eggbeater hand after the oven-timer crocodial ate his old one), and filling his pockets with hummus. He also has a spatula for dueling and turning things over.

Where are Wendy, Michael, and John? Well, for my convenience we'll say their family are avid weeaboos and eat only rice. They'll have nothing to do with bread.

By JohnSu (devart)