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Sunday, November 21, 2010 2 comments

Colonoscopy

Salam.
I nearly choked my breakfast reading this.

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brainhad a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge

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-Kai

Thursday, November 18, 2010 0 comments

selamat hari raya aidiladha rakan rakan.

saya, sedang menerokai diri sendiri. mencari apa yang perlu dikecapi untuk mendapatkan kebahagian yang hakiki. supaya muka kembali berseri seri. ingat orang nak kahwin je ke muka berseri.

berusaha untuk sabar dengan masyarakat yang tak reti bahasa dan tak dengar cakap. bila cakap sekali tu dengar la. saja nak buat orang marah.

berusaha untuk tak kasi orang kurang hormat pada diri, walaupun saya bukan seorang pemimpin, orang besar, orang penting, tapi mentang mentang aku tak banyak cakap and soft spoken.

jangan sukahati suruh orang lain buat kerja, kau mampu buat kan, peduli lah kau laki ke perempuan. kalau nak buat, buat. kau tak suka buat, lepas tu pass kat orang lain. tak manis betul. pahit! (saya nak cakap yang bukan bukan sebenarnya)

tolong jangan halang apa yang saya nak buat dalam hidup ini. okay? jangan sekat kehendak dan kemahuan saya. tidak apa yang perlu dirisau kan. extreme is my game.

kenapa saya rasa segalanya macam tak kena? adakah ini disebabkan perubahan hormon atau saya terlalu demand atau orang sekeliling cuba nak mengawal hidup saya?

saya tahu semua orang ada masalah, tapi masalah kita tak sama. jadi bila ada orang merungut atau mengadu dia ada masalah, jangan nak cakap juga "aku pun ada masalah". alahai kau ni tak tahu logik psikologi manusia ke? atau bila kawan cakap "assignment banyak" janganlah reply "kau ingat kau seorang je student?"

dan saya rindu kalian. bila saya cakap saya rindu, saya rindu. nak jujur lagi? siapa yang rindu saya, automatic saya rindu dia =)

Friday, October 29, 2010 0 comments

Sahabat2 + rakan2 + teman2 ...=)

salam sume..

huhu.

rindu ko gak ILLA!!!! (respon ke post illa di bwah.hehe)

arini tetibe rindu sgt2 kt klas 516 .

xtau nape.

tadi balik2 klas je smbil2 bka fb tringin nk tgk gmbar2 klas dlu.

wah,rindunye zman skola.

ak tiap kli nmpak dak2 skola,rse cm 'wah,bestnye korg.enjoy2 la eh."

bila dh lpas zman skola ni,brula msuk ke dunia yg real nye.

mcam2 bnde kne hadapi n bnyak gak dugaan n msalah.peh,dh ad msalah,brula dewasa~~heheh.

dewasa dh kite sume eh.hehe.

n ak selongkar2 laptop,jmpe gambar ni.

gmbar kite amik nga cikgu Amin yg dikasihi..

sekian~~

-adilah-

Thursday, October 28, 2010 0 comments

hye all..

korg sehat?ak skang bz ngn life kt u ni..ni pn bru lps presentation..stakat blaja kt msia pn ak dh nk pengsan..korg yg kt oversea 2 apatah lg kn..gudluck ea korg..ak tingin gk nk g obersi actually..tp hajat x ksampaian..hehe..disebabkan ak x pnah lg g reunion kn, fyi, ak skrg mkin tinggi n kurus..x sonok seyh blaja kt swak..kwn2 x havoc cm korg..sbb 2 ak krus..haha..mkin tinggi plak sbb irna xnk amik2 lg tinggi ak..hehe..(ak rndu ko na)..hmm ble nk wt reunion..ak amt tringin nk pegi..kalo blh, biala sume org ade..(cm pyh jek..huu)..pape pn, any updates, btau la ea..ak time rndu2 korg tgk fb korg je..ak nk tgk yg 3D plak..haha..urm last but not least, gudluck to sume2 yg tgh exm or akn exm..ak pnye final exm 2 mggu lg..doakan ak ea..tata..

miss u guys a lot,
norsyafikah asyilla nordin, -illa-

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 0 comments

another big event of my life.

.jyj new album showcase live in malaysia.
1st worldwide album - the beginning
produced by kanye west and rodney 'dark child' jerkins
17th october 2010
stadium negara, kuala lumpur

junsu, jaejoong, yoochun

one in thousands particles of the red ocean

guys, am i bad? to come to this kind of event? xpela, aq assume ni x segila paramore..

o, btw, to share another thing, aritu ade g korean restaurant.
so, this is what i ate.
bulgogi (beef) lunchbox + kimchi (jeruk sayur) + soup
recommended for first timer
spicy ddokboggi (rice cake) with cheese
korean tea (good for indigestion)